2 29, 1998
BBozo News Hawk award to Paul Harvey who unearthed this gem. From Orlando, Florida comes the story of a couple of bozos who thought they had the perfect hiding place for their stash of cocaine–in the air conditioning system of their car. Their plan was working perfectly until they were pulled over by the cops. As they were being questioned, one of the bozos started to sweat and he instinctively turned on the air conditioning. This caused the fan blade to slice open the bag of cocaine, showering both bozos and the cop with the white stuff.