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Our bozo criminal this morning comes from the International File. This particular Bozo resides in Tokyo, Japan where the horn of the rhinoceros is quite valuable on the black market. The horn is considered to be an aphrodisiac and a single horn can become a gold mine when ground up to a powder and sold in small packets. Bozo got the idea to break into a museum where there is a stuffed rhino on exhibit, steal the horn and sell it for a load of cash. He got away with it, too! Only one problem…the bozo failed to read the big sign in front of the rhino exhibit… The sign informing everyone that the valuable rhino horn had been replaced by a fake plastic one.

BBozo News Hawk award to Paul Harvey who unearthed this gem. From Orlando, Florida comes the story of a couple of bozos who thought they had the perfect hiding place for their stash of cocaine–in the air conditioning system of their car. Their plan was working perfectly until they were pulled over by the cops. As they were being questioned, one of the bozos started to sweat and he instinctively turned on the air conditioning. This caused the fan blade to slice open the bag of cocaine, showering both bozos and the cop with the white stuff.