Monthly Archives: July 2024

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Mike Sheffield for sending in today’s report from Los Angeles, California. As you may be aware, LA is home to many so-called “influencers” who take delight in showing off every aspect of their lives. Perhaps that’s what our bozo robbers had in mind, when, after a successful robbery at an LA 7-Eleven, one of them posted a picture of the cash on his Instagram account. He also tagged the accounts of his accomplices on the post. Not the best idea. Using surveillance camera footage taken at this and several other 7-Eleven robberies, they were able to tie our bozos to the crimes. Perhaps his next influencer post will be of the nice bologna sandwiches at the jail.

Bozo criminal for today comes from Southold, Long Island, New York, where the cops responded to a domestic violence call. When the police pulled up, our bozo ran from the house, jumped into his car and sped away. He led them on high speed chase back and forth along Long Island, at times doing well over 100 MPH. He then turned onto Sound Road in Greenport, a road that leads straight to the water. The cops watched in amazement as he continued to pick up speed as he headed toward the end of the street. Never slowing down or hitting the brakes, he hit an embankment and went airborne over the bluff, plummeting into Long Island Sound, landing in five feet of water. But just like our old friend Wile E. Coyote, he emerged uninjured. Busted! Facing various charges, including fleeing from police.

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Richmond, British Columbia, Canada, where the RCMP released an interesting video. It shows our bozo, along with an accomplice, smashing a window of a business and then attempting to set the place ablaze. While lighting the fire, our bozo also caught his pants on fire and then lost his mask as he rolled on the ground trying to extinguish the flames. OUCH. Based on the clear picture of his face the RCMP is hoping someone will come forward and identify our bozo. And give him something for that burn, which looks pretty painful.

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lady Lake, Florida. Bozo Michael Frazier walked into the Chase Bank branch and handed the teller a cash withdrawal slip. For $00.01. Yep, he requested to withdraw one cent. When told this couldn’t be done since he didn’t have an account with the bank our bozo replied, “So you want me to say the other word?” The teller could see trouble was brewing and notified the cops. Our bozo, seemingly resigned to his fate, simply sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Busted! Charged on a felony robbery charge. No word on what he planned to do with the penny.