Those KISS Figures Are Really Hard To Find
Bozo criminal for today comes from Festus, Missouri, where Bozo James Lancaster broke into the local comic book shop. He must have really been excited by what he found, two KISS action figures, some Pokemon cards, and $35 in cash. He also grabbed the cash register and a laptop before making his getaway. And why do we say he must have been excited by his haul? Because in his haste to get away, he left his cellphone on the counter. The cops were called, and while they were investigating, the phone rang. It was face up, and when the ringing stopped, it went to the lock screen, which had a smiling photo of our bozo. Oops. He was quickly tracked down and placed under arrest.