bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Edward, New York where bozo Frances Stagner broke into the local bowling alley by climbing in through a ceiling vent. As our bozo was creeping along, the ceiling suddenly gave way and he crashed down onto one of the lanes. This set off a motion sensor which in turn set off the automatic pin setting mechanism. Before our bozo even knew what was happening he was racked up like a bowling pin at the end of the lane. And the mechanism held him so tight he couldn’t squirm free. Of course he didn’t have long to work on his escape, the bowling alley was located right next door to the police station.