Bozo criminal for today just didn’t know when to keep his mouth shut. From New York City comes the story of bozo Gary Alexander who was convicted of bribery of a public official. Thinking that such a white collar crime would send him to a "country club" type prison our bozo boasted that he would probably have a lot of time to work on his golf game while locked up. Federal prison officials were not amused and instead shipped our bozo to the same 23 hour lockdown prison that houses John Gotti.