Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Anthony Lucero for sending in today’s report from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, where once again we have a bozo who has somehow managed to misplace his clothes. Police were called to a report of a disturbance at a local hotel at around 2:40 am. Didn’t take much investigation on this one, as when the cops arrived bozo Michael Thompson was standing naked near the front desk. Perhaps not wanting to place himself in a vulnerable position, our bozo refused a command to kneel and be handcuffed. The taser was brought out and he was taken into custody. Hotel employees said he was fully clothed when he burst in, before stripping down and demanding money. He’s been charged with first degree robbery.