Another week, and another story about a bozo and a Tesla…are we starting to see a pattern here? Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report from Tampa, Florida, where bozo Dexter Hayes went to the local Tesla dealership to test drive a Cybertruck. After filling out the paperwork and giving them his drivers license, our bozo took the truck for a spin. And never came back. Repeated phone calls and emails got no response but the truck’s geolocation tracking enabled the sales person to track him down. He was inside Home Depot with the truck left in the parking lot. The salesperson recovered the truck and reported the incident to the police. End of story, right? Wrong. The next day our bozo returned to the dealership, irate, and wanting to get back his belongings that he left behind in the truck. The cops were called and, while searching our bozo, they found five credit/bank cards in the name of five different people. Busted! Charged with grand theft of more than $100,000 and unlawful possession of personal identification.