Our bozo story for today comes from the jurisprudence file. A judge in Grand Blanc Township, Michigan has cancelled plans for bozos convicted of shoplifting from the local Walmart to wash the cars of customers in the store parking lot. Citing “safety, liability, insurance and ethical concerns” the judge ordered the free car wash be put off pending further study. The Bozo Report hereby offers this solution: Have them wash the cars naked so there will be no place to hide any pilfered articles. Problem Solved. You’re Welcome.