Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Craig Sullivan for sending in today’s report from Indianapolis, Indiana. It was just another day at Indianapolis International Airport until bozo George Sloan showed up at the TSA checkpoint and triggered an alarm that required further screening. The TSA officer began the pat-down and there must have been something that wasn’t to our bozo’s liking, leading him to call the officer a “freak” four times. But things didn’t stop there. When the officer asked our bozo to remove his belt, he went into an impromptu striptease, dropping into a squat and shaking his butt at security staff. Officers were called and upon arrival our bozo said, “What do you want to see?” and dropped his pants and underwear to his ankles, giving he whole airport the full frontal nudity treatment. And as a final insult, he shoved his underwear in the TSA officer’s face before tossing it in the general direction of police officers. At this point, his free strip show came to an end. He was arrested and, given his prior criminal history, was sentenced to 33 months in jail.