Bozo criminals for today come from Murietta, California where a bozo team pulled of a heist a a local nail and fastener supply store, getting away with about $600 worth of merchandise. End of story, right? Wrong. It seems one of our bozos dropped her cell phone, with credit cards and ID inside the case, in the store. So she marched right back in to demand that the manager give her the phone back. The quick thinking manager tried to bargain with her, offering to give her the phone in exchange for the return of the merchandise. She responded to that request by slapping him up side the head. She grabbed her phone and made getaway number two. Unfortunately for our bozos surveillance video got a good picture of them and their getaway vehicle. In fact the cops found them, still in their car, along with the stolen merchandise, just a few minutes later. Busted! Charged with robbery and assault.