Bozo criminal for today comes from Las Vegas, Nevada, where security at Harry Reid International Airport were alerted to a report of a woman who had walked out of the Chili’s there without paying her bill. They soon found a woman matching the description sleeping in the baggage claim area. And that’s when the trouble started. She immediately became belligerent, threatening to spit on the officers and claiming the “officers were perverts.” And then she offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Week for her arrest. She said they only arrested her because they “had never seen anyone as pretty as her.” Come on, gorgeous, you’re headed to jail, charged with violating airport conduct.