Our bozos for today come from the International Military File. Undermanned Ukrainian troops have been holding their own against supposedly superior Russian troops and now we have discovered that at least one of the reasons for their success is their ability to exploit the bozo tendencies of the Russian soldiers. It seems that Ukrainian hackers have set up fake social media accounts, posing as attractive women who are interested in the horny Russian troops. During lulls in the fighting, the Russians correspond with with women and occasionally give out sensitive information, such as their location. Last month, the hackers learned that the Russians had occupied a remote base in Melitopol, which led to a successful Ukrainian attack on the base. Keep up the good work, guys, er girls!