Well, You Didn’t Expect Me To Write My Real Name, Did You?

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Bozo criminal for today from Butler, Pennsylvania, once again proves that the old adage, Honesty is the Best Policy, does not apply to bozos. It seems bozo Marc Langston stole a credit card from a woman who gave him a ride. Armed with his stolen card, he headed straight for a cell phone store where he bought a phone for $200 and to another store where he bought $42 worth of beer and cigarettes. So far, so good, right? Nope. At both places, when asked to sign the receipt, he wrote in “Thief” rather than his name. Oops. Cops used video surveillance from both places to ID our bozo and quickly tracked him down. He’s been charged with receiving stolen property and theft by deception.

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  1. Kingsnake August 14, 2019

    Honesty is best policy …

  2. Shadow Star August 15, 2019

    … Unless your a bozo.

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    wheres the send in bozo report button?

    I got a scoop to submit.

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