First, Stake Out the Bathrooms

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Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Pinellas Park, Florida. Cops were called to a report of a home burglary, where our bozo took a bottle of pills labeled “hydrocodone” from a “lock box” in the residence. The homeowner reported that the bottle actually contained Equate Gentle Laxative rather than the opioid pills. Home security cameras helped to identify our bozo, who the cops knew to be a habitual offender. He was arrested and charged with felony breaking and entering charges.

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  1. Kingsnake January 30, 2019

    Instead of footprints, the cops followed the splatter?

  2. Chad February 4, 2019

    Be nice if you guys would update at least every other day. I remember you would update everyday…

    1. dave February 4, 2019

      Sorry Chad. I was on vacation last week. I’m a one man show around here.

      1. Chad February 5, 2019

        no worries, didn’t realize that. I love the stories though. Is there a way we can help submit?

        1. dave February 5, 2019

          Sure! Become an Official Bozo News Hawk by sending your submissions to [email protected]!

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