Bozo criminal for today comes from Phoenix, Arizona, where a roadside vendor had set up shop selling huge teddy bears just ahead of Valentine’s Day. Things were going well until two bozos pulled up, grabbed several of the stuffed bears and crammed them into their waiting getaway SUV. End of story, right? Wrong. They may have been thieves, but they were well aware of traffic laws, as they halted their getaway when a nearby light turned red. And that slowed them just long enough for bystanders to run up to the car, open the door and retrieve the stolen bears. Thinking better of things, our bozos left empty-handed.