Bozo criminals for today come from Omaha, Nebraska, where police officers pulled over a vehicle for failing to signal a turn. As he approached the vehicle, he noticed a strong odor of marijuana. Inside were two bozos, an 80-year-old man and his 83-year-old wife. After the cop discovered boxes of marijuana in the pickup topper, they offered up the Bozo Excuse of the Holiday Season. They told him the marijuana was for Christmas presents. It was going to be one heck of a Christmas. They were charged with felony possession of $336,000 worth of marijuana. Busted!