Bozo criminal for today comes from Washington County, Florida, where the cops pulled over a black Honda for a minor traffic violation. The officer noticed two small bags of white powder on the center console and then watched as our bozo tried unsuccessfully to cover the drugs with his cell phone. Under questioning, our bozo dug the hole even deeper for himself as he offered the cops a “hook-up” on Taco Bell food in the future if he would just ignore the dope. The officer thanked him for his offer and placed him under arrest, charged with intent to delivery and attempted bribery.