The Bozo Criminal Report hopes everyone had a good Mother’s Day. Everyone, that is, except for our bozos for today from Navajo County, Arizona. The cops pulled over two bozos on I-40 in Holbrook and became suspicious after a police dog alerted to the scent of drugs. But there seemed to be nothing in the vehicle except for a large package brightly wrapped with Mother’s day paper. They wouldn’t dare, would they? Yep, they would. After unwrapping the present, they found 12 pounds of methamphetamine plus cocaine and a handgun for an estimated street value of $453,000. They spent the rest of Mother’s day in jail.