Bozo criminal for today comes from Pasco County, Florida, where a County Deputy pulled over a motor scooter that he spotted with a dim headlight. A very dim headlight. Upon further inspection, it was discovered that the actual headlamp was broken and our bozo had come up with a bozo quick fix. He had used a bungee cord to attach his cellphone to the bike’s mirror and was using the phone’s light as a headight. Sorry, that is not considered an acceptable motor vehicle headlight in the state of Florida or anywhere else. He was issued a ticket and told to walk home.