Bozo criminal for today comes from Cheektowaga, New York, where the cops were called to the local Restaurant Depot store. Employees there had detained a woman who they said was attempting to buy a jar of mayonnaise using what appeared to be a counterfeit $100 bill. Upon closer inspection, the cops discovered it was obviously bogus, with the words “for motion picture use only” printed in bold letters on the money. Yep, she was trying to use a movie prop to buy some Hellmann’s. She’s been charged with possession of a forged instrument.