Bozo criminal for today comes from Livermore Falls, Maine, where bozo Charlene Wilson received a parking fine reminder in the mail. Now she had two problems. She had a parking fine and her inspection sticker was out of date. What to do? She came up with the ultimate bozo solution. She took the yellow parking fine reminder, and, with a little magic marker artwork, she created her own inspection sticker, which she applied to the windshield. Her plan worked until she was pulled over by a cop for a routine traffic stop. She now faces up to six months in jail and a $1000 fine, plus whatever the fine for the parking ticket was.