From the International File in Berlin, Germany, comes the story of two armed bozos who attempted to hold up a convenience store. The clerk was apparently not frightened by the gun our bozo was toting and picked up a weapon of her own. A vacuum cleaner. Yep, she switched on the store’s Hoover and pointed the hose attachment at them. Fearing they might get sucked into the dust bin our bozos fled empty handed.