Bozo criminal for today comes from Millersville, Pennsylvania, where police were called to a local farm after a report of a tresspasser. Even the cops who thought they had seen everything were surprised by what they found. 64-year-old bozo Larry Hansen was naked, drunk, and rolling around with the pigs in the farmer’s hog barn. When the cops asked him what he was doing, he simply replied, “I just like pigs.” He’s been charged with tresspassing, public drunkenness and indecent exposure. Appropriately enough, the cops report our bozo had a six pack of Hamm’s beer with him at the time of his arrest.