Bozo criminal for today comes from Salem, Massachusetts where bozo Pierre Fontaine needed to take a ride on a public transit bus but had no money for the fare. However, he noticed a conductor sit down a bag full of fare money she had just collected on a seat nearby. So, he did what any bozo would do, he stole the bag. The conductor got suspicious when she asked our bozo for his fare and he pulled out a large roll of cash. That, coupled with the fact that her collection bag was missing led her to call the cops. Our bozo admitted to the police that he’d taken the money and is due to appear in court next week. No word if he ever made it to his destination.