Bozo criminal for today comes from Modesto, California, where bozo James Morton wanted to be sure he was quiet as a mouse when he broke into a residence, so he took off his shoes and left them outside. Once inside, however, things didn’t go exactly as planned, as the homeowner woke up to find our bozo rummaging around his bedroom. Frightened, our bozo made a quick exit out the back door, leaving his shoes behind. The cops also found a bag containing some more of his belongings, while led them to a local hotel where he was staying. He was busted after the cops were able to use forensic evidence to link him to the shoes he left behind.