Bozo criminal for today comes from New Haven, Connecticut, where the cops investigating the theft of a car at a supermarket noticed the guy in the surveillance video looked very familiar. They were so sure that he was someone with a previous record of drug possession and robbery that they came up with a clever plan to catch him. They had his probation officer set up a phony meeting with him. And in a situation like this, what would a bozo do? Drive the stolen car to the probation meeting, of course. He’s busted!