Rookie Cop Has To Do the Measuring

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Myers, Florida. where bozo Stephen Alexander was seen walking around the neighborhood wearing a poncho, apparentlly with nothing on underneath. This was confirmed when he began practicing his ninja moves and doing a cartwheel, exposing himself to several bystanders including a young boy. When the cops questioned him, he explained that he ws “playing cowboys and Indians by myself” and that he couldn’t be arrested for indecent exposure because “it’s too small for anyone to see anyway.” Police didn’t buy that exucse. He’s under arrest.