Bozo criminal for today actually followed Bozo Rule Number 000001: Always tell Mom the truth. From Bradenton, Florida, comes the story of bozo James Harper who was spotted by the cops riding a bike without any lights around 11:30 PM. And he seemed to speed up when he spotted the police cruiser. When the cops turned on their flashing lights it appeared that our bozo dropped something into the grass. After the cops stopped him, one of the deputies found a burnt crack pipe in the area. It was then that our bozo asked for his one phone call…to call his mother. While the cops were listening, he told his mom the whole story, “I’m in trouble for buying dope and I had a crack pipe on me.” He’s busted, his 15th arrest since 2005.