He Was Sure He Would Make a Clean Getaway.

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We have doublechecked our Bozo Files and confirmed that we have a first for today. Our first ever confirmed bathtub theft. Or, more accurately, an attempted bathtub theft. Bozo Cedric Jones broke into a residence, and after looking around for something to steal, finally settled on the bathtub. As you might imagine, this isn’t the most portable item in the house, and, after a good deal of struggling, he finally got it into the garage. Unfortunately for him, the activity in the house attracted the attention of the neighbors and the cops were waiting for him as he attempted to drag the tub from the garage. He’s busted!

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  1. barb g September 4, 2013

    and the market for purloined bathtubs is………………….?
    wow. what a bozo.

  2. Mark Garstin September 4, 2013

    Now that’s taking everything but the kitchen sink!

  3. Randall September 5, 2013

    I’m sure that once he got the tub out, he was going back for the sink.

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