Bozo criminal for today comes from Bellingham, Washington, where police arrested bozo David Johnson for his misguided attempts at being a modern day Robin Hood. It seems our bozo pulled his pickup truck up to the south side of the county jail and got out carrying his hunting bow and arrow. He took careful aim toward a mesh screen on the second floor outdoor exercise area for inmates. He should have spent more time at target practice, as the arrow missed its target and landed on the roof. When officers retrieved the arrow, they discovered the reason for our bozos ill-fated attempt. He had wrapped a baggie of marijuana around the arrow and was apparently trying to send a care package to an inmate. An eyewittness got our bozo’s license plate number and when the cops paid him a visit he came up with the Bozo Excuse of the Month. He told the officers he had been aiming at a squirrel. Lacking a good explanation for why the squirrel would need a baggie of pot, he was placed under arrest.