Bozo criminals for today come from Springfield, Massachusetts, where three masked men, one of them armed with a handgun, burst into a Chines restaurant and demanded cash. The clerk quickly fled to the back of the restaurant, leaving our bozos alone in front of the cash register. Perfect, right? Well, not exactly. Try as they might, none of our bozos could figure out how to open the contraption to get access to the cash inside. After several frustrating minutes, our bozos finally gave up and left empty handed. Guess this was one Chinese place that wasn’t “take out.”