Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada, where police stopped a woman for driving 70 mph in a 30 mph zone. Now, this wouldn’t ordinarily qualify as a bozo offense, but the excuse she offered landed her in the Bozo Hall of Fame. She contested the ticket, claiming in court that the officer had “profiled” her, targeting her for arrest because she was a blonde. No dice, said the judge, ruling that the officer couldn’t possibly determine her hair color at 70 mph. And besides that, she was still going more than double the speed limit. Next case!