Just Be Glad the Car Didn’t Belong to Judge Judy

Bozo criminal for today comes from San Francisco, California, where bozo Phillip Burns was scheduled to appear in community court to update the judge on his progress while on probation for an auto burglary. The judge, who was not too happy with our bozo because he had missed a previous probation hearing, nonetheless let him go, with the stern warning that he should get into a harm reduction program and get going with his job search. Our bozo must have interpreted “job search” to mean going back to his old occupation of breaking into cars, because as soon as he walked out of the courtroom, he headed over to a parking lot, and, using a rock he picked up, smashed the rear passenger window of a car. Not a good idea. A couple of beat cops happened to be passing by at the same time and placed him under arrest. And to complicate matters, the car he was attempting to break into belonged to…his judge. He’s back in jail.