Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Chilliwack, British Columbia, where a couple of bozos came up with a unique plan for stealing an ATM cash machine. When they walked into the business, one of them was wearing the work uniform of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and they told the clerk they were there to remove the machine. Not one to question a Mountie, the clerk told them to go ahead. One problem. They didn’t realize the machine was bolted to the floor. Our bozos made a hasty exit and fled in their van, but not before the clerk got the license plate number. They’re under arrest.