Our bozo criminal for today teaches us that it’s not safe to drive drunk anywhere, not even at a hockey rink. From Apple Valley, Minnesota comes the story of bozo Joel Brown who had a few drinks at home before driving to the ice rink, where he worked as the Zamboni operator. Police were called to the arena after reports of a man driving the ice-smoothing machine erratically and running into the boards when trying to negotiate a turn. After failing a breathalyzer test, our bozo was charged with drunken driving.