Our bozo for this morning from Butte, Montana, comes from our Be Careful What You Wish For Department. It seems bozo John Haynes was compiling a "bucket list", a list of things he wanted to do before he died. And one of the things on his list was to be part of a police chase. So, he followed a police patrol car for seven blocks before pulling around and leading the cop on a chase at speeds exceeding 100 MPH. Bad idea. When the cops pulled him over, he told them he had "just always wanted" to be part of a police chase. He got his wish. Wonder if he "always wanted" to be charged with reckless driving and eluding the police. He got that, too.