Bozo criminals for today don’t really qualify as criminals but they are definitely Bozo-Worthy. From Nanaimo, British Columbia, Canada, comes the story of 150 women who turned up at fundraiser to benefit a local lodge. The fundraiser featured alcohol and male strippers, a potentially dangerous combination. The situation took a turn for the worse when one woman stood up in a chair to get a better look at the entertainment. Unfortunately, this blocked the view of others and all hell broke loose, resulting in police being called to break up the brawl. Five ladies were arrested and two spent the night in jail, but charges probably won’t be filed. According to an officer who witnessed the melee, "Everybody was so drunk, it was difficult to determine what really took place and who was at fault."