Bozo criminal for today comes from Manatee, Florida, where bozo Jason Gunn violated the rules of his supervised release program and was ordered to return to jail. Guess he thought the jail might not have all the comforts of home so he took a little something extra along with him, and that’s what caused all the trouble. As he was changing from his street clothes into his jail uniform, one of the guards heard a snap and then noticed a baggie of prescription pills fall to the floor. Apparently our bozo had placed the contraband into the plastic bag which he then "attached" to his privates with a rubber band. The strain was too great for the band and it snapped. Ouch. He’s been booked on charges of drug trafficking and introduction of contraband into a facility.