Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report which contains our first ever account of a bozo being arrested for driving a stolen car, which he also happened to own. From Rome, Georgia, comes the story of bozo Lance Bowden who called the cops to report his car had been stolen. A short time later, officers spotted the car, pulled it over, and who should be behind the wheel but our bozo himself. He tried to explain that a friend had borrowed the car and had failed to return it when promised. The police were as confused by the whole story as we are and placed our bozo under arrest for DUI and false report of a crime.