Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report, which proves the old adage: Wise is the bozo who knows enough to keep his mouth shut. From Long Island, New York, comes the story of bozo William Finney who was pulled over by the cops when they clocked him doing 113 MPH in his $80,000 Maserati. After discussing the charges with the officer, our bozo said he’d like to point out that the officer was wrong. He was not going 113 MPH. In reality, according to the Maserati’s speedometer, he was doing 135 MPH. And, by the way, he also told the officer that he had been drinking. Two big mistakes. He’s busted!