Bozo criminals for today come from Cartersville, Alabama, where a father and son bozo team burglarized a house. They rummaged around for awhile and left with car keys, medication, about $200 in cash and $100 in jewelry. Well, at least dad left. His 19-year-old son, frightened when the homeowner awoke, hid under a bed, where he promptly fell asleep. He was discovered, still sleeping soundly, a short time later and placed under arrest.