Bozo criminal for today comes from Upper Darby, Pennsylvania, where bozo Robert Fenton pulled off a heist from a local pharmacy, getting away with about $400,000 worth of drugs. It looked like our bozo had pulled off the perfect crime…he had disabled the store’s alarm and security systems and the cops had no leads. That is, until they received a phone call from our bozo’s neighbor. He told them that our bozo’s car had been parked in the driveway for several days with the keys left dangling in the trunk’s lock. Police came by to check it out and when they opened the trunk, inside they found a large amount of the stolen drugs and a gym bag with our bozo’s name and address in it. Oops. He’s busted!