Bozo criminal for today comes from White Rock, British Columbia, Canada, where bozo Paul Hendrix gave his 11 month-old-son his cell phone to play with. This wouldn’t ordinarily have been a problem but the little tyke managed to hit a speed dial button and called 911. Officers, who thought someone had called them and then hung up, broke down the door of the residence when no one answered their knocks. Once they got inside, they discovered why dad was hesitant to answer the door. He had a 500-plant marijuana farm inside. He’s busted.