Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Don Reese for sending in today’s report. From Tampa, Florida, comes the story of bozo Lorenzo Cook who broke into a vehicle at the mall and grabbed a $500 digital camera before being spotted by the car’s owner. Our bozo then took off, leaving behind a shoe and the screwdriver he used to break into the vehicle, but his biggest problem was his choice of a hiding place. He sought refuge in a portable toilet on a nearby construction site. Unfortunately, the car’s owner and a friend were hot on his heels and they simply tipped over the port-a-potty, effectively locking him inside until the police arrived. After a quick hose down, he was placed under arrest.