Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada, where police were called to the Liquor Barn late one night after a security guard spotted what he thought was a stick poking out of the ceiling of the establishment. Police arrived and discovered our bozo, in the crawlspace above the liquor store, using a two by four with a coat hanger attached to "fish" for bottles of booze in the store below. And fishing had been pretty good that day, as he was able to catch four bottles of booze before the cops caught him.