Bozo criminal for today comes from South Salt Lake City, Utah, where bozo Morgan Slattery was drinking at the local bar when he noticed one of the pool players had left his car keys lying on a table while he played. The temptation was just too great. He grabbed the keys and left the bar, driving off in the vehicle. Unfortunately for him, the whole thing was caught on the bar’s surveillance camera. Still, he might have gotten away with it except for one little thing. He left behind his pool cue and debit card. And when he came back to retrieve those items, he ran into the cops who were on the scene investigating. He’s under arrest. And he’s still on the hook for his $40 bar tab.