Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia where an unidentified bozo stole several items from a residence, including a cell phone. When the victim called her missing phone, our bozo surprisingly answered. And when she asked if she could have the ID chip from the phone back, he even more surprisingly agreed, and said he’d meet her at a nearby restaurant to return it. Bad idea. She called the cops who instead met him there and placed him under arrest.