Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Slough, England comes the story of bozo Jason Richards who just couldn’t believe his luck. He noticed a house where there was no one at home and the front window was wide open, a temptation he just couldn’t resist. He crawled in and rummaged through the house, taking a few items. It was the reason the window was open in the first place that led to our bozo’s downfall. The room had just been repainted and the window had been left open to allow the paint to dry. Unfortunately, it hadn’t dried before our bozo let himself in. He left a perfect fingerprint in the wet paint which the cops used to identify him.