Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Jerusalem where an unidentified bozo stole a pair of the popular Crocks shoes from a store. And since she was stealing them for her son, she had to guess what size he would wear. When she got the stolen shoes home and they didn’t fit, she did what any bozo would do. She marched down to the store and tried to exchange them for another pair. Bad idea. The store clerk recognized her from the security camera footage and stalled her while the cops were called. She’s under arrest.