Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Barbara Goldstein for sending in today’s report. From Goochland, Virginia comes the story of bozo Thomas Lang who was missing his fourteen year old girlfriend while she took summer school. So, he hatched a bozo plan to get her out of class. He headed down to the school and told the administrators that he was a police officer conducting a drug investigation and he needed to talk to the young lady. A couple of things caused his plan to go awry. First, he didn’t bother to try to dress like a police officer and second, he looked his age, seventeen. The administrator called the cops and our bozo was charged with trespassing.